it's up and down. you know how it goes.

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We apologize for the inconvenience...

In the meantime, please watch this video of kittens yawning...

Interweb Outage

Everyone is outside talking to each other and taking walks on this nice day. The only explanation that we can come up with is that the internet must be down. Let's hope that the world doesn't collapse into anarchy and resort to cannibalism without the interweb. Cross your fingers because we may have a world disaster on our hands.

it probably is down... it is a fucking bastard.

BLIP

At 10:51 PM, EST a blip was encountered on Burlington Telecom's service. But everything was fine half a second later. The end.

The internet is very, very, cold... but it is up.